Schlanders & Schtumpingone, Esq
And here is our next cartoon character.
He's the allmighty.
He's the unflappable.
He can say he knows anything as long as that serves him, even if he has no idea what he's talking about.
He can pretend he has no knowledge about anything as long as that serves his purpose, even if he is familiar with every detail.
No one can complain about him, or he will make certain to screw them to death.
For the right number of billable hours he will stump on an ill child and he will punish anyone trying to stop him from stumping over the ill child's body.
He is Don Mighuele Schtumpingone, Esq.
At his level of play Law, Ethics, Moral, and Appropriate Conduct are meaningless because he is above them.
If he hasn't sued you yet for a child living in your home and against that child's wishes, don't worry, the lawsuit is coming.
Our model for Don Mighuele is any lawyer on whose web site one can read "CAN YOU AFFORD JUSTICE?", any lawyer who does everything in his power to poison and complicate relationships between mothers, fathers, and children because the worse and the more complicated those are, the more billable hours his office will have.
If there are any differences between Don Mike Schtumpingone and Don Mike Corleone, they certainly make the latter look noble.
If there are any differences between Don Mike Schtumpingone, JD and Herr Doktor Goebels please point them to us, because we cannot discern them.
